{"product_id":"dookie-duck","title":"Dookie Duck™ – The Award Nobody Wants","description":"\u003csection class=\"knk-product-description\"\u003e\n\n  \u003ch2\u003eDookie Duck™ – The Award Nobody Wants\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    Not every vehicle deserves a duck. Some deserve a \u003cstrong\u003eDookie Duck™\u003c\/strong\u003e.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    Inspired by old-school car show gag trophies and the playful spirit of vehicle ducking culture,\n    Dookie Duck™ is part collectible, part inside joke, and part tiny public service announcement\n    for questionable decisions.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    Whether it is bad parking, questionable modifications, chaotic off-road energy, or simply a friend\n    who absolutely had this coming, Dookie Duck™ delivers the message loud and clear.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\n    \u003cstrong\u003eCongratulations. You’ve been Dookied.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\n  \u003cdetails open\u003e\n    \u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat It Is\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      Dookie Duck™ is a palm-sized collectible from the Kit n Kat Pal collection, designed as a humorous\n      twist on traditional vehicle ducking culture and classic worst-in-show car awards.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cul\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003ePoop emoji inspired collectible duck character\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eBold yellow bill and expressive angry eyes\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eCompact display-ready size for desks, dashboards, shelves, and garages\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eA hilarious alternative to ordinary collectible ducks\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eDesigned to spark laughs and conversations instantly\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\n  \u003cdetails\u003e\n    \u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Award Nobody Wants\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      Car culture has always had its own sense of humor.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      Inspired by old-school automotive events where “worst in show” awards were just as memorable\n      as first place trophies, Dookie Duck™ exists to continue that tradition in miniature form.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      It is a playful reminder that not every modification was a good idea, not every parking job\n      deserves praise, and sometimes your friends deserve to be called out in the funniest way possible.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      If you receive one, just know somebody noticed.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\n  \u003cdetails\u003e\n    \u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow To Use It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n    \u003cul\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eDisplay it on a desk, shelf, garage bench, or workspace.\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eGift it to a friend with questionable automotive taste.\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eUse it at car meets, Jeep groups, and off-road club gatherings.\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eInclude it in gag gift exchanges or novelty collections.\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003ePair it with a note that says “You’ve been Dookied.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eUse it as a funny worst-in-show style award.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      Please do not place the product anywhere that blocks visibility, interferes with vehicle controls,\n      creates a driving distraction, or risks damaging another person’s property.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\n  \u003cdetails\u003e\n    \u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy People Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      Dookie Duck™ works because the joke lands instantly.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      The shape says everything in half a second. The angry little face adds personality,\n      and the collectible duck connection taps into a culture enthusiasts already understand.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      It is ridiculous. It is unnecessary. It should not exist.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      Which is exactly why people love it.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\n  \u003cdetails\u003e\n    \u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n    \u003cul\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eCar enthusiasts and garage collectors\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eJeep ducking culture fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eOff-road clubs and trail ride groups\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eCar meet giveaways and gag awards\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eFunny desk collectibles\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003ePrank gifts between friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003ePeople who appreciate chaotic energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\n  \u003cdetails\u003e\n    \u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n    \u003cul\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eProduct Line: Kit n Kat Pal\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eCharacter: Dookie Duck™\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eStyle: Satirical novelty collectible\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eTheme: Car culture humor and collectible mischief\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eFinish: Brown body with yellow bill and painted facial details\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eSize: Palm-sized collectible\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eDesigned for display and gifting\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eSmall batch artisan manufacturing\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\n  \u003cdetails\u003e\n    \u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGood-Natured Rules\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      Dookie Duck™ is designed for humor, community, and harmless fun.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cul\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eDo not use it to harass strangers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eDo not attach it to paint, glass, mirrors, sensors, handles, or vehicle surfaces.\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eDo not place it anywhere unsafe or where it could damage property.\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eUse it where the humor will be appreciated.\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eKeep the joke light-hearted and respectful.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      When in doubt, make it a gift instead of a prank.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\n  \u003cdetails\u003e\n    \u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping \u0026amp; Care\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      Your Dookie Duck™ will arrive carefully packaged and ready for immediate display.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      To keep it looking its best, handle gently and avoid prolonged exposure to extreme heat,\n      moisture, rough outdoor conditions, and direct sunlight.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\n  \u003cdetails\u003e\n    \u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrand Note\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      Dookie Duck™ is inspired by broader vehicle ducking traditions and automotive enthusiast culture.\n      It is not affiliated with, sponsored by, or endorsed by Jeep, Wrangler, or any automotive manufacturer.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003c\/section\u003e","brand":"Kit n Kat Shop","offers":[{"title":"Single Dookie Duck","offer_id":43312933175344,"sku":null,"price":9.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3 pack","offer_id":43312566042672,"sku":null,"price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5 Pack","offer_id":43312566075440,"sku":null,"price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"10 Pack","offer_id":43312566108208,"sku":null,"price":79.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0651\/7270\/1232\/files\/01-DookieDuck-Storefront.png?v=1781739673","url":"https:\/\/kitnkat.shop\/products\/dookie-duck","provider":"Kit n Kat Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}